Housemates

I know i know.. it' s been AGES since i updated my blog.. since my title of my blog is about anger management.. i'd like to talk about some of my lovely housemates..

First of all there's a gal from kelantan.. i thought there's actually not any differences between states under BN and PAS except the religious stuffs.. but then.. i was far from right.. let me see where should i start.. err..
1. she cannot go out and have dinner without putting on a pair of jeans and a nice clothes (wha.. having dinner with her makes me look like some begger la..) for god's sake this is malaysia.. global warming so fast meh? why need to wear so thick now? or subang is so dangerous that if you expose your short and tree trunk like legs you'll get rape once a maniac spotted you.. dont ask me why.. it's just her culture i think..
2. she closes EVERY SINGLE doors before she sleeps.. lets count.. the front(must la.), the back one.. the balcony one.. the kitchen one.. and the one outside the kitchen.. even the freaking WINDOW.. window is meant for ventilation la.. not for some maniac to climb in and rape you AGAIN..
3.she has a belief that eating meat when you're sick will make you more sick.. walaueh.. if like that i should have die looooong time ago..
4.can someone tell me what doors that kelantan houses use? i thought it's normal to press the button in the knob of the door in our rooms then it's locked and you just use your keys to open it? isn't that simple? cause.. one fine day.. she suddenly told me the keys to her room is faulty.. i was like really? then i asked what's the problem.. she then told me her keys can't be use to lock the door.. i looked at her and to the door.. i was like.. haha.. you're funny.. she's like.. NO.. i'm serious.. the door cannot be locked.. i went to the door.. press the knob and locked it in front of her.. she saw and oh.. so that's how this kind of door is locked.. sweat..............

I will never finish talking about her.. but then.. there's leng lui number two.. i forgot where she came from.. sorry la.. cannot blame me.. but at least i know she's a malaysian right.. wha.. that fella.. choose toilet one.. ass too many receptors got problem one.. six people per apartment.. two toilets. that makes three people per toilet.. simple math.. toilet time also limited already.. still want to come over and use toilet.. brainless git.. and for a stupid reason.. the toilet seat in her room's toilet is not comfortable or something.. if dont use the toilet seat, boh song cause too hard already (what you expect? the toilet is made of porcelain la you idiot! if not as soft as cotton is it?) even if you're not using the toilet i have to wake up one and a half hour before my classes start to use the toilet.. you want me to wake up at five for toilet is it??? told already still dont listen.. fuck la.. i dont give a shit whether your ass is too soft and too sensitive for the hard and cold toilet bowl.. just DONT USE my toilet la.. i dont even care if your butt aches or have rashes without the toilet seat..

Another also must tembak.. from perak somemore.. luckily not from ipoh.. bring your friend back to the apartment i ok with it la.. wear my slippers.. still ok.. when i ask whre's my slippers also dont peduli me.. bloody hell la you.. your UGLY friend wore my slippers you idiot.. and you still can act stupid and ask me where i put it before i went gym? your friend so poor no slippers is it?there's some new word here.. that's ASKING.. that i sure let.. but then now i also dont know your friends foot got any fungus or mushrooms growing between the toes or not.. contaminate my shoes..

The other two is ok la.. not all people are so rude and inconsiderate.. there's still hope in this world..

Of bears and pandas

I went for a late night movie at 10.40pm yesterday and it's even the premiere of 'Kungfu Panda'. Thanks to Amy who's so smart to go and buy the tickets more than 24hours before the show.. We managed to get back row seats and totally in the middle.. It was nice though except the fact that there's a couple of people in front of us whos adrenaline is so high that they laughed throughout the 1 and a half hour movie.. fuyoh.. i was even afraid that the fella in front of us will choke from the popcorn he's eating..

Hanyuan was supposed to come also except that she's so lovesick now that she practically forget about everything.. but no matter.. i still have kem.. the movie was at 10.4opm.. so after dinner, we went strolling around in jj and we saw a corner with lots of kids.. yes.. the ones that cries, kicks, screams and yells.. kids.. for once they and their parents are so civilised until the extent that they were actually queiing up patiently for something.. they were taking turns to have a photo shot with.. This

Somehow or sometime ago the management must have put this up without all four of us noticing it.. So.. with so much energy recharged after dinner, kem decided to use these two as testers first..


Practically, kids and parents were staring at those two.. Not my fault anyway, it's kem's.. I think they were the oldest to take pics at that photo corner.. but still.. in the end.. i became one of the victims also.. but who cares anyway.. i'm going to watch kungfu panda and it's a full house and i got the best tickets..

The web

Foreword: I am NOT a racist..

In the web..
you'll see people:1) dating
2)gepoing (for the sake of our social lifes)
3)staring at the com and laughing by themselves
4)rushing to finish an assignments
and of course 5)tearing the peaceful environment apart..

It's normal for people to talk and laugh in the library.. but still there's always a bunch of Indians in that corner talking out loud.. fuck them la.. them and their rich indian accents.. blabbering around so QUIETLY that people around them know that they are applying for the University of Mannipal.. WHO CARES la.. the thing that i care is the computer and how you look like when your mouth is SHUT.. it's a wonder that they wont run out of saliva or breathe as i never see their mouths shut..

Excuse me la.. if you want to attract people's attention or something else go do plastic surgery to get your boobs SUPER big first or be AT LEAST lookable first la.. and i dont even care if you say that you are having constipation and cannot shit for the past week.. it's none of my business la..

and again.. i am not racist..

Ipoh drivers

I was driving.. there's a red light in front.. i stopped.. there was a BMW sports car in front of me.. the stupid driver even stepped on the pedal to let drivers around him to listen to the sound of his car's 'super' engine.. but when the lights turned green, i expected the car in front of me would be out of my sight in a jiffy.. but still..........

after 15 seconds after the light turns green, i could see he was jsut starting to shift into first gear, free brakes then only and FINALLY he stepped on the gas.. guess what.. it was a single yet super straight lane and he was travelling at 25km/hr with that car.. ok ok.. i was not mad yet.. he took his time to reach the traffic light and he was so slow that when it was his car who got near the traffic light it turned yellow.. i think super cars need to wait for the traffic lights to be yellow or red then they can only show their true potential because in a sudden the driver jsut hit the gas to an amazing speed and sped off.. leaving me behind waiting for the traffic to change to green for another round.. why on earth do you need a sports car with super big horsepowers and yet you only travel at 25km/hr???????? fuck la..